AWKWARD: Yesterday I ran into one of my ex-boyfriend's father. I promise it gets worse. He could not remember my name. After talking for a while it seemed like he was going to shake my hand but I wasn't sure but I went for it. I stuck my hand out just to find that I was very mistaken. Hawk-ward.
CLUMSY: Today it was juice. I love Apple Juice. Definitely not as much as one of my True Badgers best friend, who marks the container with a sharpie every time she takes a drink, but I'm a fan. Today I poured myself a cup and I set it down to say prayers with grandma. When I came back for it, instead of picking it up, I knocked it over. It spilled onto the marble table and then it ran right off onto the cute old-lady rug.
INARTICULATE: I just am. Today I was talking to a boy in Book of Mormon and I told him that my bottle cap necklace was for my last name. Which was H. He was very confused. I was confused as to why he was confused, until he restated what I had said. Another time I said people oppress memories. Instead of suppress memories. I didn't know the difference.
DISTRACTED: I am constantly watching things that are going on around me or thinking about more than one thing. Very often I will be having a conversation with somebody about something awesomely deep when I will interrupt with a comment about what a person who just walked passed me was wearing.
Or when there is a television on in the room, my eyes become glued to it. It does not matter what is on. I've had it happen with that silly toddler show with colorful ball people that just float around and have the ability to retract their heads like turtles.
hahahaha this made me laugh
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